From my "Scenes No Daria Fanfic Should Ever Have 100" collection:
(Scene: LHS, between classes. Kevin and Mack are getting stuff from their lockers)
Kevin: "Are you psyched up for the big game tonight, Mack Daddy?"
Mack: "Oh, THAT'S IT!!"
(Mack slams his locker door into Kevin's face, knocking him back, and then charges into him
with a football tackle, slamming him into a wall)
(Mack crouches and lets loose with devastating uppercut, sending Kevin through the roof and
back down again)
(Jane then pops up and yells "TOAS-TEEEEE!!!")
(Mack tosses an extension cord at Kevin, wrapping around his neck, yelling "GET OVER HERE!!!",
and flattens Kevin with a roundhouse kick.)
(Ms. Li's voice can then be heard over the PA speakers, yelling "FINISH HIM!!!")
(The lights dim a tad, and an ominous chime........chimes. Mack grabs Kevin's head, rips it off
with its spinal cord dangling, shoves it back down his neck head-first, grabs a beer, belches at
Kevin hard enough to make him fall over, and finally urinates on his corpse.)
"MACK DADDY WINS"
Mack: *Pointing at the camera* "Don't call me that, I'll kill you too!!"