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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:48 pm 
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Came across this website a few days ago and had to share it:

Superdickery.com

Vintage "WTF" comic book covers with captions. So far I've only looked through "Examples of Superdickery" (proof that Superman really is a dick) and "Seduction of the Innocent" (you really just have to see it), but they're hilarious. I could probably waste hours at a time on this! :lol:

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Superboy: See, Bruce? My Time Telescope looks into the future. One day you, Bruce Wayne, will be Batman and I, Clark Kent, will be Superman!

List of more pratical uses Superboy can make of a machine that can see through time:

1) Betting on the outcomes of sporting events.
2) Forseeing natural diasters and catastrophes.
3) Letting Bruce Wayne know that his parents are going to be gunned down in front of his very eyes in a filthy alley, you dick!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:43 pm 
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Heh. Yeah that's a good one. I've read through all the archives. I recommend propaganda myself. That's some freaky ass comics. Seriously. Yikes.

Captain America Goes to War on Drugs!

"Remember, kids! Stay away from drugs, and you can grow up to be a superhero just like me!"

"But Cap, didn't you get your powers from drugs?"

"... Shut up kid. God, I hate you all."




Oh and Suffering Sapho-if you're a consenting adult who's into that kind of thing.

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Yeah - brilliant site. The Secuction of the Innocent section really makes you realise how much, and how quickly, things have changed.


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Behold, KITE-MAN! The only comic character I know of that can be utterly thwarted by a strong gust of wind.

Fear him.

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Supergirl and Superhorse just want to use the Fortress of Solitude as their love nest.

Seriously.

They were an item.

I'm not making that up.

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The do all end all of WTF comics:

Archie Meets The Punisher

Yes, it is real.

I can't link to the page directly but if you want to see it:

http://www.thepunisher.com

Go to comics
Then Appearances
Archie Meets The Punisher



Oh, and does anyone else remember those bits Wizard ran off classic comic WTF moments? Like Superman and Batman both telling a woman (in their own respective comics) "Quiet or papa spank."

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I have a copy of Archie Meets The Punisher.

It's actually a pretty damn well put together crossover. Darkens up Archie just a bit and lightens up the Punisher, while keeping everybody true to character. We get to see the softer side of Frank Castle since Riverdale is EXACTLY the kind of place he'd like the rest of the world to be.

If you can get ahold of it, I cannot reccomend it enough.

--Erin M.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:51 am 
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I've read it online and I agree it is good, it's just the concept I find to be the ultimate WTF? It's like a joke that snowballed into something more.

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That's exactly how it started. It was a joke that got passed around the Marvel and Archie offices, the editors-in-cehif of both companies at the time are good friends, then it got to writer/artist Batton Lash (who does the EXCELLENT "Supernatural Law" comic series) who said "KLet me see what I casn do with this."

The resulting script was so good that Marvel and Archie decided to go ahead with it.

The rest is comics history.

---Erin M.


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