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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:03 pm 
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I just love the pic of the book at the beginning. So true!

The Choose Your Own Adventure Test


A Good Night Kiss
After the night was over, you had 100% health, $25 left, and were 75% appealing to your date.
While it was a trecherous night on the town, you managed to make the best of it, handing most of the night's situations seamlessly, and your date appreciated it. When you got back to their place, you two hung out for a while, and then you left, getting a peck on the cheek as a thank you. Perhaps how much you did or didn't drink or smoke was the difference in not appealing more.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:31 pm 
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Something is definitely wrong here:

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Happily Ever After
After the night was over, you had 100% health, $26 left, and were 105% appealing to your date.
While it was a trecherous night on the town, you managed to make the best of it, handing most of the night's situations seamlessly, and your date really appreciated it. In fact, they "appreciated" you all over the couch in their living room. :)

Congrats - This is the most positive conclusion of the story! However, you might be interested to know that it is not the hardest to obtain.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:40 pm 
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Still working, but:

1: SOP in the event of brake malfunction is to engage 1st gear and turn the engine off so that it dissipates your energy.

2: Some asshole's comming at me with a knife and I'm in a car with a perfectly functional engine, ... ... WHY IN THE HOLY NAME OF ALL THAT IS FUCK AM I RUNNING AWAY ON FOOT????????



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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:48 pm 
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Hmm, done faster than I thought.


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Happily Ever After
After the night was over, you had 65% health, $29 left, and were 98% appealing to your date.
While it was a trecherous night on the town, you managed to make the best of it, handing most of the night's situations seamlessly, and your date really appreciated it. In fact, they "appreciated" you all over the couch in their living room. :)

Congrats - This is the most positive conclusion of the story! However, you might be interested to know that it is not the hardest to obtain.


'kay.


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Bedside Hug
After the night was over, you had 50% health, $40 left, and were 80% appealing to your date.
You made some poor judgement calls that evening that caused you to get severly injured. When you made it to the hospital, your date for the evening stayed by your bed for a couple of hours to make sure you were okay. As they left, they gave you a small hug. It wasn't easy with all the wires and medical stuff hooked up to you.
Perhaps how much you did or didn't drink or smoke was the difference in not appealing more.


Yeesh! I nearly lost my life for her and all I got was a lousy hug? Frigid bitch...

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Ms. Kitty wrote:
Bedside Hug
After the night was over, you had 50% health, $40 left, and were 80% appealing to your date.
You made some poor judgement calls that evening that caused you to get severly injured. When you made it to the hospital, your date for the evening stayed by your bed for a couple of hours to make sure you were okay. As they left, they gave you a small hug. It wasn't easy with all the wires and medical stuff hooked up to you.
Perhaps how much you did or didn't drink or smoke was the difference in not appealing more.


Yeesh! I nearly lost my life for her and all I got was a lousy hug? Frigid bitch...

Ms. Kitty



What the #$@*&% are YOU complaining about?


Look at me-!

Pecking
After the night was over, you had 50% health, $14 left, and were 90% appealing to your date.
Its too bad that you made some poor judgement calls that evening that caused you to get severly injured, because your date for the evening was quite attracted to you. When you made it to the hospital, they stayed by your bed almost the entire time until you were released from the hospital. As they left, they gave you a "get well better" peck on the forehead and some flowers.



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