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 Post subject: Deaaaaaaath!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:32 pm 
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Sh33p Dog
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Location: The edge of the cliff.
Are you brave enough for the Death Test?

Actually, I've always had a sense I'll die at 35 in a car wreck, but what the hell do I know? My results:


I will die: May 2060 at age 81


- probable cause -

cancer


YOU DIE: 80.7 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.


WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 20021.8 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 32% of your life.




A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 669862 test takers.

16% smoke.
42% have health insurance.
5% eat a lot of nice beef.
39% hold in farts.
13% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:55 pm 
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Location: That forgotten spot behind the sofa where I was accidentally kicked by Real Life's left hind leg
According to our research, you'll be dead by

July 2038
at age 74


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 74.1 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 12047.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 55% of your life.


I'll remember this when I hit the 300-year mark. ;)

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:13 pm 
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Location: Through the looking glass
July 2066
at age 81

- probable cause -

cancer

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 22254.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 24% of your life.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:55 pm 
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Location: Earth.
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March 2057
at age 78


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 77.7 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.


41.7 years left.

See if I can do something interesting in that time.


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:59 am 
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Baa'd to the Bone
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Location: Northeastern Iowa. In another town you've probably never heard of.
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According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2062
at age 80


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 79.8 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 20715.8 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 29% of your life.

I still prefer the Death Clock. ;)

Kristen

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:39 pm 
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Location: Funkytown
85 and sexier than ever.

Of course, that's not saying a whole lot.

Ms. Kitty

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 9:05 pm 
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Baa'd to the Bone
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Joined: Wed Oct 08, 2003 6:02 pm
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Location: Wonderland
May 2069
at age 82


- probable cause -


cancer



Can't I die of something interesting like loneliness?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:50 pm 
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Location: Utica NY, or hell depending on your perspective
According to our research, you'll be dead by

August 2053
at age 78

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.


Probable Cause:

Heart attack


WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 17551.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 38% of your life.





A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 675255 test takers.



16% smoke.

42% have health insurance.

5% eat a lot of nice beef.

39% hold in farts.

13% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.

The Death Clock said August 2, 2049.

Now, what to do with those 4 more years..... :P

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:58 am 
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Location: In an Android's dream....
According to our research, you'll be dead by

September 2045
at age 76

- probable cause - heart attack
YOU DIE: 75.8 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 14658.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 47% of your life.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:10 pm 
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Baa'd to the Bone
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Location: Northeastern Iowa. In another town you've probably never heard of.
Seems like it's mostly heart attacks for guys, cancer for girls. I wonder if those are the defaults if the quiz can't match you up with anything else... :)

Kristen

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--Big Brain, Futurama ("The Day the Earth Stood Stupid")

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:45 pm 
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Joined: Tue May 25, 2004 6:38 pm
Posts: 592
Location: in yo face
June 2068
at age 85


- probable cause -


old age


YOU DIE: 85.4 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.


WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 22966.9 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 26% of your life.


Utter bullshit, I'm soooooooo gonna overdose.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:25 am 
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Location: In an Android's dream....
nonamejane wrote:
June 2068
at age 85
- probable cause -
old age

Utter bullshit, I'm soooooooo gonna overdose.


Just so long as it's an overdose of good health and prosperity.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:44 pm 
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Location: USA
According to our research, you'll be dead by

November 2087
at age 102


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% cancer
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:25 am 
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Location: Toronto, Ohio
According to our research, you'll be dead by

June 2053
at age 77


- probable cause -


heart attack

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