Sheeh, I clobbered it with "book!" Here were the points of conflict between my notion of "book" and the software's:
Is it hard? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Is it flat? You said No, I say Yes.
Could it be found in a classroom? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Does it contain a liquid? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it considered valuable? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Does it help accomplish tasks? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Do you use it at work? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Does it live above ground? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Do most people use this daily? You said Unknown, I say Yes.
Are books always hard? One word: softcovers.
Since when are books flat? Books can lie flat, but last I checked they have non-zero width.
Containing liquids...that may have been screwy on my part, but doesn't paper have to have some residual moisture in it or it crumbles?
Blah blah blah...
_________________"And when I fuckin' move, I slice like a fuckin' hammer."
That's just the fuckin' way it is.