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WhyDoesCheeseSmell? wrote:
Many a time I've been argued with because of the riddle, it's his son, honestly. If you keep reading it you'll get it.

'This man's father is MY fathers SON.' Get it?


[EmilyLittela]Oh...that's very different.

Never mind[/EmilyLittela]

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Okay, found it: E=hf=hc/[symbol]g[/symbol]

h (Planck's constant) =6.626*10^-34 Js

f being frequency, and [symbol]g[/symbol] being wavelength.


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A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

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Angelinhel wrote:
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?


Didn't someone already post this one?

(the answer was they're all boys but someone said one was a hermaphrodite and someone else said she was pregnant)

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one died?

one's a hermaphrodite?

One's a trannie?

Someone's bad at math?


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One's a Chimera, which means two are in fact one.


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Angelinhel wrote:
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?


Easy enough. The other half are also boys.

---Erin M.


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Ok, I've got one:

A doctor was operating on a man who had been at the scene of an explosion. When the man came into the hospital, he was quickly diagnosed with a compound fracture. There was a broken bone in his right leg, but he was otherwise uninjured. After seeing the x-rays, the doctor told the attending staff that it should be removed because he would be better off without it. Why?

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He's dead?

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


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Did he have 3 legs?

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WhyDoesCheeseSmell? wrote:
He's dead?

No

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Isa Yo-Jo wrote:
Did he have 3 legs?

No

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The bone belongs to someone else

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WhyDoesCheeseSmell? wrote:
The bone belongs to someone else


Ow, that sounds painful...

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WhyDoesCheeseSmell? wrote:
The bone belongs to someone else

That's not really a question, but yes.

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