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Some call me dwarf. Some call me giant. Some call me god.

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the sun.


would have accepted that or a star. have a cookie.

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nonamejane wrote:
a towel


yep. your turn.

tho RL wins the "most scientific answer" award.

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I don't know if this is really a riddle, but whatever, it's the only one I could think of.

Last winter Ernest went on a ski vacation. At the airport he read in the papers that a famous couple had been skiing and the wife had died in an accident. Her well known husband was the only eyewitness. After talking to a travel agent Ernest was able to deduce that it had not been an accident. What did he find out from the travel agent?


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The husband bought two tickets to the ski resort, but only one return ticket.

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Well aren't you special.


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I'm feeling a little lazy:

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town;
And beats high mountain down.

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Sorry to take so long.

It's greater than God.
More terrible than the Devil.
Rich people want it.
Poor people have it.
If you eat it, you'll die.


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Deref wrote:
Sorry to take so long.

It's greater than God.
More terrible than the Devil.
Rich people want it.
Poor people have it.
If you eat it, you'll die.


nothing

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Angelinhel wrote:
Deref wrote:
Sorry to take so long.

It's greater than God.
More terrible than the Devil.
Rich people want it.
Poor people have it.
If you eat it, you'll die.


nothing

Too easy. You win! Your turn. :-)


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I found this thread, and since no one has posted since January I thought I could post a riddle.

A man looks at a photo and says:
"Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son."
Who is he looking at?

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WhyDoesCheeseSmell? wrote:
I found this thread, and since no one has posted since January I thought I could post a riddle.

A man looks at a photo and says:
"Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son."
Who is he looking at?


himself

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His son.


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psychotol wrote:
His son.


You win!

Your turn.

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


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WhyDoesCheeseSmell? wrote:
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His son.


You win!

Your turn.


Huh?

According to the riddle, the man in the photo has the same father as the man looking at the photo. If the man in the photo were the son of the man looking at the photo, he'd have a different father than the man looking at the photo because it's impossible to be your own father. It has to be the man himself.

Put differently, the riddle says:
I have no brothers or sisters.
The man in the photo has the same father as I do.

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Scissors MacGillicutty wrote:
WhyDoesCheeseSmell? wrote:
psychotol wrote:
His son.


You win!

Your turn.


Huh?

According to the riddle, the man in the photo has the same father as the man looking at the photo. If the man in the photo were the son of the man looking at the photo, he'd have a different father than the man looking at the photo because it's impossible to be your own father. It has to be the man himself.

Put differently, the riddle says:
I have no brothers or sisters.
The man in the photo has the same father as I do.


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"Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son."
Who is he looking at?


It's his son.

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Scissors MacGillicutty wrote:
WhyDoesCheeseSmell? wrote:
psychotol wrote:
His son.


You win!

Your turn.


Huh?

According to the riddle, the man in the photo has the same father as the man looking at the photo. If the man in the photo were the son of the man looking at the photo, he'd have a different father than the man looking at the photo because it's impossible to be your own father. It has to be the man himself.

Put differently, the riddle says:
I have no brothers or sisters.
The man in the photo has the same father as I do.


Many a time I've been argued with because of the riddle, it's his son, honestly. If you keep reading it you'll get it.

'This man's father is MY fathers SON.' Get it?

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


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Okay, see if I can make it good but not extreme.


Diamonds slow me, I slow everything that chases me, and you won't like me when I'm small.


So, ... what am I?


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psychotol wrote:
Okay, see if I can make it good but not extreme.


Diamonds slow me, I slow everything that chases me, and you won't like me when I'm small.


So, ... what am I?


Light?

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Correct.


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psychotol wrote:
Correct.


I don't get how light connects to the last comment. Small light can be a match or something can't it?

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


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My hormones don't rage. Oh sure, they get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other.


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Smaller photons pack more energy than larger ones, you can equate energy to frequency or wavelength by some formulae I got somewhere, ...


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